Monday, April 5, 2010

On The Lighter Side...


We've looked at Bible trivia in the past but this week I wanted to share some trivia that you might have to look between the lines to find.  They say that "Laughter is the Best Medicine" so laugh often and be well!
 

  •  What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
    • Ruthless. 

  • What do they call pastors in Germany?
    • German Shepherds.

  • Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? 
    • Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

  • Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
    • Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. 

  • What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    • Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

  •  Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? 
    • Samson. He brought the house down. 

  • What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
    • Your mother ate us out of house and home. 

  • Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
    • Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

  • Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?  
    • The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

  • Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible? 
    • David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. 

  • Which Bible character had no parents? 
    • Joshua, son of Nun.
 No Groaning!                  LAUGH!           :-)    
 
Blessings,
Steve
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PS..It's Biblical - Look up Proverbs 17:22
 
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